#1821 – “How To Keep My Respect”

Oops!
I am terribly sorry
Now I AM being
Passive aggressive
But please remember that
This is unedited
So there may be some
Punctuation and grammatical
Errors
But everything else
Is intentional
Unintentional went extinct
a long, long ago

So maybe
I should call this
“HOW TO KEEP ME AS A FRIEND”
Because
Placating me for years
And then sending anonymous email
Asking to be removed
Never looking me
In the eye
From the start
To the end
This end
Is bullshit
Yes
Maybe I should call this
“HOW TO KEEP ME AS A FRIEND”

Or maybe
Maybe I should call this
“HOW TO KEEP MY SUPPORT”
Hey
I am doing this
And you are doing that
And I am happy for you
And are you happy for me?
I am not so sure
And I now wonder if
You were ever happy for me
Then I show my face for you
And you never show your face for me
Yes
Maybe I should call this
“HOW TO KEEP MY SUPPORT”

Or maybe
Maybe I should call this
“HOW TO GET PAID FROM YOUR CLIENT”
OK
I knew this
OK
I knew that
Ok
I didn’t know that
But I have to ask
Because I am curious
You know
Why didn’t I get this at the start?
Yes
Maybe I should call this
“HOW TO GET PAID FROM YOUR CLIENT”

So I guess that
I have to remind you again
That this is unedited
But I have to be perfectly clear
It is NOT directed at
You
No
I would NEVER do that
But on second thought
I think that I WILL
Keep the title
“HOW TO KEEP MY RESPECT”